People aways ask me if i am a Stones guy or a Beatles guy. My answer is a Zeppelin guy

http://t.co/kHNGUOIz's new single is premiering on Mars where it will probably get the same amount of listeners as on Earth

Has a party ever started after someone said lets get this party started?

The reason Milton Bradley had time 2 invent all those board games was his name was Milton and chicks don't fuck guys name Milton

Do Dave Navarro and David Beckham even own shirts?

Fans are pissed that Jack White ended a concert after only 45 min. The main complaint was fans like 2 text for at least 2 hours at a concert

I guess this means Lance Armstrong wont be in the baseball hall of fame

Im kinda fat

@bobbyleelive and @chrisdelia in the new OP campaign http://t.co/NcJ0Y5rq

If you are a person who likes 2 group text jam a ice pick in your eye because thats what it feels like when u include me in a group text

a couple of rockers hanging @thelaughfactory @justinbieber http://t.co/R7RzBOe8

i don't have a cat but it sure taste like one shit in my mouth this morning

On set with @wesborland shootimg the new @blacklightburns video http://t.co/k5SNnor7

Any chicks out there into a guy with a Adele shaped body

Exec producer of Blair Witch Project filed bankruptcy claiming he has $900 to his name. Isnt that enough money to film another Blair Witch?

Snookie should name her kid Oscar the grouch since its gonna pop out of a garbage can

Lets go ahead and stop using FAM i mean Family doesnt take that much longer 2 say

Felix Baumgartner hasn't even come close 2 how far Lindsay Lohan has fallen

The singer in Nickleback got a haircut. Even he doesnt want to be recognized as the guy from Nickleback

Mtv cancels jersey shore. Mtv should also cancel Mtv