Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
How many guys were even working on Google Reader? 5? 15? Surely, it could not have cost more than the goodwill you lose.
A recruiter asked me, "Do you remember 9/11?" Was tempted to say, no, what was that, a band?
I thought the Super Bowl Shuffle was 17 minutes and included 30+ verses. Turns out it's 7 and 10. Things seem longer when you're a kid.
What if a guy was named Shit Shitmaster?
Were I to sell a scam product, I think that product would be Discount Tomato Softener.
Hair cut lady said my hair should be cut every five weeks. OK, whatever you say, hair-industrial complex!
Google, you are nuts. Please don't ruin Chrome next because you are angry about social media or whatever. You have a lot to live for.
Often there is so much outrage on the Internet about a thing that, even when I agree, I feel it's covered. On Google Reader, I must speak.
Uptalking girl? You've been living in an uptalking world?
Huh. The Olympics drops wrestling, keeps shooting, sailing, and equestrian. I think they should have added caviar eating and tax evasion.
Ran into a pantry moth. It immediately moved near my shoulder where it's hard to see; maintained its position as I moved. Superb strategy.
We will never know why Bonus Cat is missing a rib, though the likely explanation is that Cat Jehovah took it to make Bonus Eve.
Ah, a run in 50 °F weather on Jan. 7. I'll remember this fondly when I'm fighting pirates trying to seize drinking water from my houseboat.
The Thai music in that restaurant was OK, but in my Thai restaurant, it's going to be the Sagat theme 24/7.