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Tupoc I love u and miss you. Life isn't the same without u. I wish I were at mod night. #jesus
Drunk Debbie just told her cab driver she would babysit his kids. #destiny
Saw a teen father with his young child out at 10pm, they were jaywalking and he was wearing headphones.. #FATHEROFTHEYEAR
There is an Asian mom changing her 3 year old sons diaper in the middle of the grocery store aisle. #cleanuponaisle3
I just dreamt I was on a party plane with Oprah. We were discussing her book club picks while partying in the sky #neverforget
You know what I hate. When people are rude. #whocaresabouthefly #elgijsyreetdijet
People really overlook the fact that the parents in the "parent trap" were horrible people.
Text I received today- "Are jewish men allowed to stand while peeing." I need new friends.
Omg there's a huge bonfire with people singing and playing acoustic guitar next door. I'm at home playing with melt beads. #FOMO
I just consoled a crying child and then she fell asleep in my arms. #bestdayever #masterbabysitter