Tupoc I love u and miss you. Life isn't the same without u. I wish I were at mod night. #jesus

Omg @kyle198x this made my life!!!!! http://t.co/VNQN1y2X

Drunk Debbie just told her cab driver she would babysit his kids. #destiny

Saw a teen father with his young child out at 10pm, they were jaywalking and he was wearing headphones.. #FATHEROFTHEYEAR

🎉🎉🎉Happy birthday to my BFFAE @sonbetts 🎉🎉🎉You're hilarious, kind and such a 👵. Hope your birthday is filled with 💃, 🎁, and 🍺🍻🍹🍷.C u l8er🐊!

There is an Asian mom changing her 3 year old sons diaper in the middle of the grocery store aisle. #cleanuponaisle3

I just dreamt I was on a party plane with Oprah. We were discussing her book club picks while partying in the sky #neverforget

@averyburnett @danivee95 @kyle198x Kyle you must be loving this.

You know what I hate. When people are rude. #whocaresabouthefly #elgijsyreetdijet

People really overlook the fact that the parents in the "parent trap" were horrible people.

@kyle198x C YA THERE NEXT WEEK!!!!! #baberuth #disgruntledwoman #whodatninja #18000 #bestnightever

My friends and I have been discussing "things white people do" for the past hour... #familyreunions #dinnerat6 #curfews #makefudge

@sonbetts this is really aggressive!!!!

Rockin a turban at age 4. 👳 http://t.co/Z2ZzUwN8

Text I received today- "Are jewish men allowed to stand while peeing." I need new friends.

Drunkzzzzzzzzzzx http://t.co/axBWuOwa

Omg there's a huge bonfire with people singing and playing acoustic guitar next door. I'm at home playing with melt beads. #FOMO

@sonbetts @kyle198x i think people that think going to Chernobyl is a fun trip idea deserve whats coming to them #jessemcartney

I just consoled a crying child and then she fell asleep in my arms. #bestdayever #masterbabysitter

Well that's one way to spell my name.... http://t.co/JdODToqZ