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It's weird how no one on The Jetsons ever addresses the apocalyptic events that left only white Americans behind, living in the sky.
That story about Romney dressing as a cop and pulling people over for "fun." Know who else used to do that? Ted Bundy.
HORRIFIED to learn there may have been horse in ground meat I'd expected to contain only the unidentified parts of 600 cows from 30 states.
He didn't go to the non-funeral, didn't console her not-family. Not exactly imaginary husband material, am I right, fake ladies?
The grandfather of my enemy is my enemy's peepaw.
With Ebert, you had the sense that he *wanted* to like everything. Very different from crossing your arms and saying, "Okay, impress me."
Romney's the guy who lets his kids cut your kids in line at the amusement park. Then, when you call him out, he just shrugs and smirks.
Most bank vaults made before 1955, if you rap out "shave & a haircut" on them, will just swing wide open. They're powerless over it.
13yo son, climbing out of my car with his buddies, accidentally said, "Bye! I love you!" Ha ha, loser!
"We're gonna see if soulless shapeshifting has a cost." - Rachel Maddow, winning my heart for, oh, the millionth time.
Guy at Starbucks holds the door for me even though I'm a good 20 feet away. "I have no depth perception!" he says. And my day is made.
Want to spice up your dental routine? Switch floss-hands so it feels like some sexy stranger is giving you a special "floss-down"!
"Okay, so listen to this part. No, wait, hang on! Okay...now! Right? Right?" - Me, 16, in the car, trying to convince my dad to like Anthrax
Star Trek: The Next Generation could not look more of its time if Captain Picard stepped out of an Iroc-Z at the start of every show.
The biggest bombshell on Homeland is going to be when Brody realizes he also has a son.
NO ONE in Falling Skies has a Massachusetts accent. Which I appreciate more than anyone in Falling Skies attempting a Massachusetts accent.
Other awful thing about removal of N-words from Huck Finn: they've all been put into Angela Lansbury's autobiography.
At reptile expo with 9 teens & preteens. Huge crowd, would make for a great venn diagram of nerds, potential murderers, and nerdy murderers.
Husband to the great @Caissie. Author of The Book of Right & Wrong. Instructor, WCSU & Westport Writers' Workshop. Host of WHAT ARE YOU READING?