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  • debenham
      Matt Debenham @debenham

    It's weird how no one on The Jetsons ever addresses the apocalyptic events that left only white Americans behind, living in the sky.

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      Matt Debenham @debenham

    That story about Romney dressing as a cop and pulling people over for "fun." Know who else used to do that? Ted Bundy.

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      Matt Debenham @debenham

    HORRIFIED to learn there may have been horse in ground meat I'd expected to contain only the unidentified parts of 600 cows from 30 states.

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  • debenham
      Matt Debenham @debenham

    He didn't go to the non-funeral, didn't console her not-family. Not exactly imaginary husband material, am I right, fake ladies?

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  • debenham
      Matt Debenham @debenham

    The grandfather of my enemy is my enemy's peepaw.

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      Matt Debenham @debenham

    With Ebert, you had the sense that he *wanted* to like everything. Very different from crossing your arms and saying, "Okay, impress me."

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  • debenham
      Matt Debenham @debenham

    Romney's the guy who lets his kids cut your kids in line at the amusement park. Then, when you call him out, he just shrugs and smirks.

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  • debenham
      Matt Debenham @debenham

    Most bank vaults made before 1955, if you rap out "shave & a haircut" on them, will just swing wide open. They're powerless over it.

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  • debenham
      Matt Debenham @debenham

    13yo son, climbing out of my car with his buddies, accidentally said, "Bye! I love you!" Ha ha, loser!

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  • debenham
      Matt Debenham @debenham

    "We're gonna see if soulless shapeshifting has a cost." - Rachel Maddow, winning my heart for, oh, the millionth time.

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  • debenham
      Matt Debenham @debenham

    Guy at Starbucks holds the door for me even though I'm a good 20 feet away. "I have no depth perception!" he says. And my day is made.

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  • debenham
      Matt Debenham @debenham

    To take the edge off last night's #Downton, here's a picture of Mr. Carson with a giant, vampire-killing gun. pic.twitter.com/EzTaq1Aa

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  • debenham
      Matt Debenham @debenham

    Want to spice up your dental routine? Switch floss-hands so it feels like some sexy stranger is giving you a special "floss-down"!

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  • debenham
      Matt Debenham @debenham

    "Okay, so listen to this part. No, wait, hang on! Okay...now! Right? Right?" - Me, 16, in the car, trying to convince my dad to like Anthrax

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  • debenham
      Matt Debenham @debenham

    Star Trek: The Next Generation could not look more of its time if Captain Picard stepped out of an Iroc-Z at the start of every show.

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  • debenham
      Matt Debenham @debenham

    The biggest bombshell on Homeland is going to be when Brody realizes he also has a son.

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      Matt Debenham @debenham

    NO ONE in Falling Skies has a Massachusetts accent. Which I appreciate more than anyone in Falling Skies attempting a Massachusetts accent.

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  • debenham
      Matt Debenham @debenham

    If you're using a laptop or smartphone with wifi to remind someone of their "#firstworldproblems," please hit yourself with a rock.

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      Matt Debenham @debenham

    Other awful thing about removal of N-words from Huck Finn: they've all been put into Angela Lansbury's autobiography.

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  • debenham
      Matt Debenham @debenham

    At reptile expo with 9 teens & preteens. Huge crowd, would make for a great venn diagram of nerds, potential murderers, and nerdy murderers.

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@debenham

Husband to the great @Caissie. Author of The Book of Right & Wrong. Instructor, WCSU & Westport Writers' Workshop. Host of WHAT ARE YOU READING?