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What's the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot? One's a marsupial and the other is a Geordie stuck in a lift.
The great thing about the Ottoman Empire was all the storage space.
When they ask "where were you when Andy Murray won Wimbledon?", I'll say at home, alone, braless, with a pint of squash.
SERIOUS QUESTION: what's your favourite, independent, cinema & why? What does it offer that makes it stand out from the multiplexes? Pls RT
Two guys on my doorstep last night, smartly dressed, banging on and on about the benefits of wholemeal bread. Bloody Hovis Witnesses.
X-Factor auditions today at St Pancras, just join the queue. Don't forget to "perform" as you wait.
Today's #debsachallenge is a photo one. The theme is "SPRING" ... the kind of deadline is sometime later this evening. GO! GO! GO!
Lively, smooth and refreshing; a tight knot of jubilation. Prefers Martinis to Martians.