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What's the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot? One's a marsupial and the other is a Geordie stuck in a lift.
Two guys on my doorstep last night, smartly dressed, banging on and on about the benefits of wholemeal bread. Bloody Hovis Witnesses.
X-Factor auditions today at St Pancras, just join the queue. Don't forget to "perform" as you wait.
Today's #debsachallenge is a photo one. The theme is "SPRING" ... the kind of deadline is sometime later this evening. GO! GO! GO!
I've found an iPhone in a gutter in Chichester. It's in a case.
Please RT, I'd like to get it back to its owner.
Lively, smooth and refreshing; a tight knot of jubilation. Prefers Martinis to Martians.