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a restraining order is just another way to say i love you
the best lessons in life are usually ones that leaves scars, its how you learn from your experiences that define you as an individual
some people have just the right tools for blowing smoke up your ass that you don't realize it until you fart
im not drunk but i swear that job posting said manatee training
You're not getting this back. I consider it asshole tax.
why on earth would i want to be your friend, when as your girlfriend i was treated like shit on your shoe
i miss the old days that you could walk into 30 places and drop off a resume instead of filling out hours of a personality test online
certain classical songs make my nipples hard, is that weird?
I would like to remind everyone today is National Douchebag day, so go on and thank one and tell em to keep up the good work!
washingtons actions = stock market dip has cause all the places that were hiring 3 wks ago to suck their bawls back up into their bodies
looks for new job finds a posting called "Post Mastectomy Fitter" every florida mans dream to play with fake titties all day long...
gets hit with tire
"better to have loved & lost than to have never loved at all" ~so optimistic happily married moron
at that point on a monday where i have the giggles and everyone avoids me...good idea boys good idea
apparently I have been mean lately...really wait for it buddy wait for it
never rely on someone else to make you happy, you will just be terribly let down