If your best friend isn't like @haleydevane I feel for you

Ding dong llama wonny jumpin' with an ice pick she thinks I'm goin' in -- Mitt Romney

I've already been to heaven and after five minutes I was like LET'S GO @haleydevane

I will defend my boyfriend, best friend and sister in any situation that they're in the right. If that makes you mad, I'm terribly not sorry

All that you really have to discern from that is me > you. No more whining.

"This song makes me want to lose my innocence in the back of a pickup truck." @jannaterasu

I can't believe my steak was shown up by Janna's chicken fingers! It was completely robbed.

@gdnorwegianwd well I was talking about sex unless you knew that and were being sarcastic

@haleydevane true, we all look good

I'm gonna say something I never say and might never say again, but for tonight...Roll Tide, y'all.

@haleydevane CHRISSSSSSS

My mom is scrapbooking and this was in the pile. pic.twitter.com/DVNSR5dG

Haley, on bibles: "I had regular ones, I had teen ones, I had 'get through your sexual frustration' ones..."

Wouldn't make it one day without my best friend.

My life's goal? To get my history degree and go on I Love the 1880s. Because I'd be so much funnier than some of these people.

"I wonder if Christina Aguilera's wigs are this hot?" -Uncle Darrin

Haley knows me so well...she got me nesting dolls of presidents 😍

@lordthayer didn't you have the idea for pretty people to breed with ugly people so that ugly can eventually be gone forever?

I can't decide if I want to go back to sleep after my final or bang my head against the nearest wall.

Testing out the new twitter filters and making Christmas card photos with @haleydevane pic.twitter.com/FfyCHkIG