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Ding dong llama wonny jumpin' with an ice pick she thinks I'm goin' in -- Mitt Romney
I will defend my boyfriend, best friend and sister in any situation that they're in the right. If that makes you mad, I'm terribly not sorry
All that you really have to discern from that is me > you. No more whining.
I can't believe my steak was shown up by Janna's chicken fingers! It was completely robbed.
I'm gonna say something I never say and might never say again, but for tonight...Roll Tide, y'all.
Haley, on bibles: "I had regular ones, I had teen ones, I had 'get through your sexual frustration' ones..."
Wouldn't make it one day without my best friend.
My life's goal? To get my history degree and go on I Love the 1880s. Because I'd be so much funnier than some of these people.
"I wonder if Christina Aguilera's wigs are this hot?" -Uncle Darrin
Haley knows me so well...she got me nesting dolls of presidents 😍
I can't decide if I want to go back to sleep after my final or bang my head against the nearest wall.