THANK YOU, @zomgrichard ... REAL CUTE ❤ http://t.co/6YMu5mAq

#ElementarySchoolMemories writing that funny looking "S" thing everywhere for no reason at all http://t.co/KJPyhlbN WHY?

@okpuck BECAUSE SLEEP IS FOR NOOBS

@scottiferd you were in a part of my dream last night for some reason. We were in class learning how to make muffins. Lololidk.

finally gone and done it. started watching doctor who. #ohno #whathaveidone

So my dad always forgets @zomgrichard s name & calls him Charlie...I found this taped beside my laptop #embarrassing pic.twitter.com/Abs4a4bNSD

CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF LOOOVE.

movie date. c: @zomgrichard ♥ pic.twitter.com/d4I5cSqRAR

@scottsyy bc > on

This lady keeps trying to look at my lock screen picture when I turn my phone on. Gurl u got a problem wit mixed couples~*~

Oh my god there are so many puns in Wreck It Ralph I can't even

The *possibility* of going to California NEXT MONTH is too exciting NOT to tweet about.

When you're in the car and your parents start asking about the boyfriend you thought they didn't know about... HMM.

@okpuck lmaoooo i agree. he's gotten pretty good with his ipad though, i'm quite proud. i don't really WANT him to use fb LOL

i have apparently "out-selfied" @zomgrichard and i think that's a pretty good compliment

@blahahaustin was it? Haha. Foreign *language* I guess.

Dad broke a bottle of hot sauce and now the whole kitchen smells spicy. Weeeeoooo

. @zomgrichard is talking to his roommate and all i hear is "fucking this fuck that fuck you're such a bitch fuck you!!"

@blahahaustin i feel like i have to like/favourite anything related to the chicken kitchen.. #creepy?#obsessed

"I've never been to an African restaurant" "KFC!" "No that's like, German."