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Just once I want a 50 star tweet!! Just once!
Can we just rename twitter "titsanddrunks" starting Friday night to Monday morning?
All the medical discoverys in the world why hasn't anyone worked in a commen sense pill?!
So is it between me and u when I star fuck you or does everybody see it like high school gym class??
Just air drummed to some def leopard... Luckily i could keep one hand on the wheel for that track!
Birdshit just landed six inches from me... I'd say today's a good day...
My contribution to earth day is not leaving the couch! No harm no foul
Thnx everybody for all the ff !! And all the new followers!! Y'all fuckin rock!!
Fellas!! Well I guess ladies too.. Ever find that strangely long hair on ur nipple thy grew like overnight?! Wtf?!
Well 4 more hrs of pretending to be productive... Let's do it....
Just once I want that WHO/CSI theme song to come on when I walk in a door... Just once...
If I star you more than 3 times and get no response... I will Unfollow you and you can go screw.. #justsayin
Just saw a sign for skateboard summer camp?! Fuck yes bout time! \m/><\m/
Holy fucktard batman!!!!!!
What's it fucking RT hour!!? Holy shit ppl!!! Lol
I think I just pissed off the spam lord!! Crazy shit I'm getting now...
There should be a world wide take a day off day!! We all just say naaa stayin in tday!!!
just a normal guy... my kids,guitars,metal,work, and a few beers on the weekend... thats it