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  • degg
      deg @degg

    the cvs cashier asked me how im doing as i put some diarrhea medicine on the counter. "not great man ive got diarrhea" i told him

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  • degg
      deg @degg

    anything can happen in football, especially sports

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  • degg
      deg @degg

    *crests a hill* hey dudes

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  • degg
      deg @degg

    a 80s movie style montage of me trying on different condoms and my bros keep shaking their heads

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  • degg
      deg @degg

    chef gordon ramsay removes his face from between his wifes legs "this is the worst pussy i have ever tasted. and the rooms a fucking mess"

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  • degg
      deg @degg

    this category on the feud was "shit i love doing" pic.twitter.com/zBPWyCIPuX

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  • degg
      deg @degg

    my bra doesnt match my diaper... fuck it who cares its the weekend

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  • degg
      deg @degg

    most people dont even know why 69 is funny they just laugh so they dont feel weird. its basically a sex number though, thats why i laugh

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  • degg
      deg @degg

    for mothers day i got my mom some big sticks she can pretend are swrods when shes rough housin with her mom friends

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  • degg
      deg @degg

    earth is the greatest planet in the world

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  • degg
      deg @degg

    some asshole kid just picked up a stick from my lawn and walked off with it. that was my stick pal

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  • degg
      deg @degg

    nobody can "pwn" me because i have a comeback for everything. say to me youre gay deg and i'll just be like so are you pal

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  • degg
      deg @degg

    all the other guys wearing hawaiian shirts and ponytails are pieces of shit. not me though, i look good and cool. im the cool one doing this

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  • degg
      deg @degg

    "i call the turkeys dick" "no its mine! you got it last year"
    pipe down boys this turkey has a big huge dick theres plenty for both of you

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  • degg
      deg @degg

    ahhhh fucked up my nutsack with some powerful magnets

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  • degg
      deg @degg

    pretty fuckin funny the trolls and internet tough guys go silent after i publish my sword cleaning video

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  • degg
      deg @degg

    *takes puff from a weed blunt* dude what if like kids keep coming inside w/ dirty shoes? the earth will be gone cuz all the dirts inside now

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  • degg
      deg @degg

    a cool dad tells you how long something takes in terms of beers
    example: "shoveling this driveway oughta be a 3 beer job"

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  • degg
      deg @degg

    *fans self off with a straw hat*
    (southern dame voice) why i do declare i have hiv the virus that causes aids

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  • degg
      deg @degg

    my new single "im a little crab man (pinchy pinchy pinchy)" will be available on itunes tomorrow

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