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Sometimes babies make weird noises like they are lifting weights when they are just sitting there. Sometimes church sounds like a baby gym.
Instead of "Cards Against Humanity," they really should have called it "Assholes to Assholes."
I will listen to black metal even if I am driving children to school I dont care about anything.
I have yet to date a girl whose hair is as long or healthy as mine. I also have yet to date a girl.
Last night I realized that Arthur has had a very direct influence in my art.
I would tweet about how much I love my mom and how much everything she does means to me but she has more twitter followers than me so....
my bed is made of velcro. my body is made of also velcro
I almost forgot it was my birthday, like that part in Great Gatsby where Nick Carraway is looking out the window and is like "I'm spiderman"
At the planetarium they have a kinsey scale that tells you how gay you are on different planets.
People with e-cigarettes tend to look like bad guys in a Fifth Element fan fiction.
I like my friend lynn. He's way cool and if you dont agree then you have some explaining to do, lol, but I'm sure you have your reasons.
I could go up to any boring kid in provo and be like "didn't you work at that frozen yogurt place?" and they'd be like "Yeah."
Either I am gonna floss every day or I'm gonna have a clean desk. You can't expect both from me I'm not Jesus.
Local musicians act as though they are entitled to art. Am I not entiteled to fair compensation for my work and studying to get where I am??
I woke up and instead of feeling like throwing up I just felt really sad. It's good to have my health back at 56%
i want a bruise from fighting or smooching or badminton like a normal teen would have.
ate some expired peanut butter m&m's pray for me