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I'm starting a website that is basically wiki leaks for coffee shop wifi passwords.
Sometimes babies make weird noises like they are lifting weights when they are just sitting there. Sometimes church sounds like a baby gym.
ppl keep talking about the moon like i haven't already preformed numerous sacrifices beneath its crimson radiance.
"You call that a pipe? This is not a pipe!" - Crocodile Dada
Instead of "Cards Against Humanity," they really should have called it "Assholes to Assholes."
Art is so cool you guys. I hate a lot of stuff but art is totes cool with me.
If you can't handle me at my worst (having diarrhea) then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best (when I am not having diarrhea.)
I will listen to black metal even if I am driving children to school I dont care about anything.
My head has never been colder and I have never been less metal...
Life is like a box of chocolates because its not that great but you keep eating because you're bored and at the end you feel really guilty.
Being an adult is hard because you aren't supposed to cry in public I guess.
I have yet to date a girl whose hair is as long or healthy as mine. I also have yet to date a girl.
Last night I realized that Arthur has had a very direct influence in my art.
I would tweet about how much I love my mom and how much everything she does means to me but she has more twitter followers than me so....
my bed is made of velcro. my body is made of also velcro
Did you guys check out how I spelled liters as litres. I learned how to do that from being in Europe once. You wouldn't understand.
I heard a rumor from my cousin that he saw someone find a parking space at uvu once.