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I'm not poetic, deep or dark i just want you to grab my hair, eat my face, stick your hand up my dress and satisfy this ache! Got it?!
If i had large breasts i would change my avi!
If it weren't for retweets i would have to get a life!
Do i have "someone fucked me up" written all over my tweets?.......Oh good!
I suck here and still get more stars than my naked pic's on facebook got likes!
I laugh when my husband thinks I can't make it without him! He asks "who will take care of the yard?" Hahaha, someone much younger, asshole!
Hate it when i waste wine passing out!
I'm going to have to drink more to keep up w/ you tweeting masters!
I want to find a follower no one else has! A virgin or a treasure hunt!
You'll be glad to know i'm better @ fucking than tweeting!
Is there a defined acceptable hour to start drinking?! When were finished with coffee?!
A beautiful mind makes a gorgeous man!
This is proof i can interact sober, right?!
I love to be influenced by a very stiff drink!
My husband say's he's gonna do it 18 times today i told him "That's funny you should tweet"!
I love and get hurt with the same heart.
A good book, movie, song and/or friendship is NEVER long enough!
Don't find me I like being lost!
The 80's where all the naughty girls come from.
You don't know, some day you'll make a difference to someone, not because of your work, your cars or your religion but because you are you.
Nurse. Wife. Mom. My Dog & Cat. Liberal. Leo. Frugal. Resale. Birds & Bees.