Okay if i can't have you how about your wife is she hot?

Do you think i'll offend my coworkers if i show up wearing a tee that say's "I think you bitches are stupid, take a class"?!

I want to go back to the time when you liked me, then didn't, then did!

I'm not poetic, deep or dark i just want you to grab my hair, eat my face, stick your hand up my dress and satisfy this ache! Got it?!

Since iv'e been here all i want to do is drink, have sex and say fuck off!

If it weren't for retweets i would have to get a life!

Do i have "someone fucked me up" written all over my tweets?.......Oh good!

I suck here and still get more stars than my naked pic's on facebook got likes!

If i had large breasts i would change my avi!

I'm going to have to drink more to keep up w/ you tweeting masters!

I'm going to get fucked? Thanks for the warning, should i shower or can we just get dirty?!

I want to find a follower no one else has! A virgin or a treasure hunt!

My gosh things are moving so slow it's taking forever to stalk!

Is there a defined acceptable hour to start drinking?! When were finished with coffee?!

Hate it when i waste wine passing out!

Everything is so perfect...hairline, jawline, smile, skin, voice, dark hair, character...i wish we had never met!

This is proof i can interact sober, right?!

You'll be glad to know i'm better @ fucking than tweeting!

I love to be influenced by a very stiff drink!

My husband say's he's gonna do it 18 times today i told him "That's funny you should tweet"!