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Okay if i can't have you how about your wife is she hot?
Do you think i'll offend my coworkers if i show up wearing a tee that say's "I think you bitches are stupid, take a class"?!
Since iv'e been here all i want to do is drink, have sex and say fuck off!
I want to go back to the time when you liked me, then didn't, then did!
I'm not poetic, deep or dark i just want you to grab my hair, eat my face, stick your hand up my dress and satisfy this ache! Got it?!
If i had large breasts i would change my avi!
If it weren't for retweets i would have to get a life!
Do i have "someone fucked me up" written all over my tweets?.......Oh good!
I suck here and still get more stars than my naked pic's on facebook got likes!
I'm going to have to drink more to keep up w/ you tweeting masters!
Hate it when i waste wine passing out!
I want to find a follower no one else has! A virgin or a treasure hunt!
I'm going to get fucked? Thanks for the warning, should i shower or can we just get dirty?!
I laugh when my husband thinks I can't make it without him! He asks "who will take care of the yard?" Hahaha, someone much younger, asshole!
My gosh things are moving so slow it's taking forever to stalk!
Is there a defined acceptable hour to start drinking?! When were finished with coffee?!
You'll be glad to know i'm better @ fucking than tweeting!
This is proof i can interact sober, right?!
I love to be influenced by a very stiff drink!
My husband say's he's gonna do it 18 times today i told him "That's funny you should tweet"!
Night Nurse! Wife. Mom. My dog & cat. Liberal. Leo. Resale. Birds & Bees.