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If it weren't for retweets i would have to get a life!
Do i have "someone fucked me up" written all over my tweets?.......Oh good!
I suck here and still get more stars than my naked pic's on facebook got likes!
Hate it when i waste wine passing out!
I love and get hurt with the same heart.
A good book, movie, song and/or friendship is NEVER long enough!
The 80's where all the naughty girls come from.
You don't know, some day you'll make a difference to someone, not because of your work, your cars or your religion but because you are you.
Did this little wiggle with my hips and tossed my back out.
This is no Midlife Crisis this is a damn reality check!
Oh I can't retweet that sober!
Don't try and fix everything thats broken it adds character!
It's not that you agree or disagree but that you respect the choices, rights and values of all people!
Damn girl, when you bounce back you can touch the sky!
Oh, I really like the twitter people, I follow, a lot!
If you haven't got a good thing to say....RT!
My pleasant disposition is situational and reserves the right to swing without notice!
What do you mean I'm not taking our relationship seriously?! Im sending you a subtweet right now!
Hello, is it a difficult concept? Bitches need some attention!
I should know my limits. I'm always testing them.
Nurse. Wife. Mom. My Dog & Cat. Liberal. Leo. Frugal. Resale. Birds & Bees.