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Okay if i can't have you how about your wife is she hot?
Do you think i'll offend my coworkers if i show up wearing a tee that say's "I think you bitches are stupid, take a class"?!
Since iv'e been here all i want to do is drink, have sex and say fuck off!
I want to go back to the time when you liked me, then didn't, then did!
I'm not poetic, deep or dark i just want you to grab my hair, eat my face, stick your hand up my dress and satisfy this ache! Got it?!
If it weren't for retweets i would have to get a life!
If i had large breasts i would change my avi!
Do i have "someone fucked me up" written all over my tweets?.......Oh good!
I suck here and still get more stars than my naked pic's on facebook got likes!
I'm going to have to drink more to keep up w/ you tweeting masters!
I want to find a follower no one else has! A virgin or a treasure hunt!
Hate it when i waste wine passing out!
I'm going to get fucked? Thanks for the warning, should i shower or can we just get dirty?!
My gosh things are moving so slow it's taking forever to stalk!
Is there a defined acceptable hour to start drinking?! When were finished with coffee?!
You'll be glad to know i'm better @ fucking than tweeting!
This is proof i can interact sober, right?!
I laugh when my husband thinks I can't make it without him! He asks "who will take care of the yard?" Hahaha, someone much younger, asshole!
Everything is so perfect...hairline, jawline, smile, skin, voice, dark hair, character...i wish we had never met!
I love to be influenced by a very stiff drink!
I'm the Irish part. Night Nurse. Wife. Mom. Dogs&Cats. Leo. Whimsy. DayDreamer. Wearing Your Used Clothes! Birds&Bees. Socially Live Let Live Saves Spare Change