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Okay if i can't have you how about your wife is she hot?
Do you think i'll offend my coworkers if i show up wearing a tee that say's "I think you bitches are stupid, take a class"?!
Since iv'e been here all i want to do is drink, have sex and say fuck off!
I want to go back to the time when you liked me, then didn't, then did!
I'm not poetic, deep or dark i just want you to grab my hair, eat my face, stick your hand up my dress and satisfy this ache! Got it?!
If i had large breasts i would change my avi!
If it weren't for retweets i would have to get a life!
Do i have "someone fucked me up" written all over my tweets?.......Oh good!
I suck here and still get more stars than my naked pic's on facebook got likes!
I'm going to have to drink more to keep up w/ you tweeting masters!
Hate it when i waste wine passing out!
I want to find a follower no one else has! A virgin or a treasure hunt!
I'm going to get fucked? Thanks for the warning, should i shower or can we just get dirty?!
My gosh things are moving so slow it's taking forever to stalk!
I laugh when my husband thinks I can't make it without him! He asks "who will take care of the yard?" Hahaha, someone much younger, asshole!
Is there a defined acceptable hour to start drinking?! When were finished with coffee?!
You'll be glad to know i'm better @ fucking than tweeting!
This is proof i can interact sober, right?!
I love to be influenced by a very stiff drink!
My husband say's he's gonna do it 18 times today i told him "That's funny you should tweet"!
A movie like Henry & June. Wine, pets, nursing, wife, mom, liberal. That's about the bread and butter of it!