hey, Mitt, turns out our Olympics worked out fine. How was your election campaign?

which is:
Greek, Frith, Dean, Wardour, Berwick, Poland.

Going For Dinner With Billie Piper.

just told my workmates the Going For Dinner With Billie Piper method of remembering the Soho street names that @alexjayling taught me.

I think Michael Gove's Wikipedia article may have been tampered with... http://t.co/6VE97xDi (unless he really was Pob in Pob's programme)

I'm not watching Question Time. If I want to hear a load of uninformed opinions and pointless arguments I'll log into Facebook.

wow. David Starkey killing it on Newsnight. And by "it" i mean "his career".

ok, this has made my day. "HOLY CRAP, IT'S A LION!": http://t.co/WxUKcbSA (via @pojmasta and @leebinding)

@seinfeldtoday Jerry swaps iPods with Elaine, only to find she's deleted all his stand up podcasts. "It got full!" "You have 9 Cher albums!"

try & get a bit of toilet paper stuck to his foot off by standing on it with his other foot which it then sticks to #thingsyouneverseebonddo

amazing My Chemical Romance - 'Welcome To The Black Parade' on @scott_mills' Wonder Years on @bbcr1. Bank Holiday weekend here we come...

it's ok, we've got a testcard up! http://yfrog.com/h7kft8j @jamiepotter

I wonder if Boris's Dad is planning to beat up Eddie Mair's Dad in the playground.

not sure about these Cadbury's Dairy Milk Giant Buttons. We clearly have different expectations of "Giant". I was thinking "dinner plate".

excellent blog about the closure of TVC and why those drunk on nostalgia for it are wrong:  http://johnkell.wordpress.com/2013/03/23/the-closure-of-bbc-television-centre/ … (via @nickwallis)

I want Beth Ditto to be my friend.

part of me hopes that the new Bond movie will consist entirely of him completing risk assessments while looking sullenly at the clock.

Shredder from Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles was voiced by the guy who played Uncle Phil in the Fresh Prince Of Bel Air. You're very welcome.

so worried about what's happening. But London survived the Blitz, the poll tax riots, the IRA and 7/7. This is our city, we'll survive this.

@madeon an album?

Lord Chief @popjustice @peterrobinson pretty much nails the whole Moyles phenomenon http://t.co/tgSbTg9n. End of an era, truly...