why can't i just write 'i need money to live and eat' as a covering letter rather than bullshitting

andrew wk sits down, a trembling mass of stimulants and self hatred. 'party hard' he sighs for the last time, before leaping out the window

to anyone who cocks up their a levels and that, don't worry. i did really well and i am fucking miserable

give a man an egg and he'll feed himself for a day. give @smashmouth 24 eggs and they'll feed the world for a lifetime

an ex gf writes transformers fanfiction. she is 27. even if she ends up richer and happier than me, i've still won

@bigopinion http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3260240/1/Samus_is_Praegnent_The_Unrated_Edition

why are people continually shocked by the daily mail. they're basically 4chan for old people

baha men and sunn 0))) collaboration is going to be rad

http://youtu.be/n2USUxuy_9w absolutely the greatest video ever. all of it

if i was doing the fockers films i would kill off the mum in the next one and call it RIP mother focker

The ICP/ Jack White collabo is our Smells like Teen Spirit

rupert murdoch stutters as he is asked 'WHY WEREN'T BRING ME THE HORIZON NOMINATED FOR THE MERCURY MUSIC PRIZE'

'nothing is true, everything is permitted'- rebecca black

i hope lucas has digitally inserted delboy falling through the bar in jabba's palace

want to feel all your optimism and faith in the human race sap? look at #happybirthdayjade

i bet if he wasn't deaf he wouldn't respect females

#royalweddingcanceled will is stuck on portal 2

Music twete: I preferred the chilean miners when they were more underground

very important for pig to shit him balls

amy winemau5