@joshuagates & @erinryder13 went to see Vampires in Romania folks. There are no sparkles. I repeat, no vampire sparkles. #DestinationTruth

Shout out to Hall. Because Oates just won’t go for that. His Pride is too Foolish.
Cc: @mrgeorgewallace

@kriswilliams81 Yeah. But US plugs have mustaches sometimes. pic.twitter.com/lHW3vNNa

Just when I thought that no one can be more cool than Johnny Depp, the actor. Here comes Johnny Depp, the guitar player. #rock #movieawards

"When God gets his rest because six days are just too rough, I can only pray he doesn't forget about me." - @rivalsons #nowplaying

Just found out that today is #ScarlettJohanssonDay

Okay, Monday. I take back what I said this time.

@kriswilliams81 Can we ask @greg_old how is 2013 so far? Since he lives in the future. Thanks. :)

@jannarden I never get an RT. I feel so "Unloved" by "Insensitive" folks.
Ughh! "Why Do I Try" at all?

@beamartell @alexmartell1 @cheesecakeswag4 Thank you so much, you three! For staying with Mama Linda. Much appreciated. I love you all.

I always miss my days living in #Ottawa. Until I hear the snowstorms they’re getting. I’m allergic to shoveling. #alsolazy

Let's just call Facebook what it really is.
"People I used to like."

I guess this is why the Mayans wanted this world to end. It has become senseless. We’re all just gonna kill each other off this planet.

@kriswilliams81 Stare at him like you’re Hannibal Lecter!

Oh yeah. #FF @duranobsessed @margo_41 @colemanjojo - for they know how great @duranduran is.
#duranie

27 years ago today. @duranduran @thisistherealjt @simonjclebon #liveaid #duranie http://t.co/nZ8R8VQO

Our thoughts go out to you, #Oklahoma pic.twitter.com/vO809fEEu5

35 pictures of Hawaii.
40 inspirational quotes.
11 gym location check ins.
7 Candy crush requests.

- my 5 minutes on Facebook. #logout

At my age, you would think I can draw a proper star without lines in the middle!

No. No I can't.

@beamartell @alexmartell1 #Prince and The Kid just hanging out. pic.twitter.com/Zlqdrog6KU

What a shitty day!
You’re gonna have to sit this one down, Coffee.

This is a job for Alcohol.