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Okay, if I have to look up "fisting" in Wikipedia, you young people can look up "Johnnycakes". Very thorough explanation on fisting btw.
Okay, have decided to DIY my sons braces, but will subcontract the wiring. As my sweet Grandma Bess once said,"You never fuck with wiring."
America's Top Model just took a nasty turn. The one voted off this week has to be eaten by the others. The calories!
I want to say goodbye in advance. H & I are going to cut down a large tree: In which he cuts and I pull it towards me and run when it falls.
Goodnight all. Am taking this sad excuse for a body to bed. Yes I'm going to bed too, just dragging the corpse with me.
How could anybody quit twitter? I love you people even though I am generally ignored………okay, generally ignorant then. happy?
Planting baby shrubs & trees that I will have to defend against deer all winter. We really need a moat………and turrets, hot tar & a catapult.
The sweet twitterers are slowly waking up on this lazy morning. I hear coughing, yawning, and …
oh yes, some morning sex…
I remember that…
oh yes, some morning sex…
I remember that…
Ya know, after 19 yrs of marriage I don't even want to know, cause I'll find out eventually and deal with it then. Can you feel the love?
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