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"Eternity is very long, especially near the end."
She was a dangerous woman, even though sick in bed. She was a phlegm fatale.
Okay, if I have to look up "fisting" in Wikipedia, you young people can look up "Johnnycakes". Very thorough explanation on fisting btw.
Well I must have done SOMETHING wifely so far this morning. My right hand smells like bleach.
America's Top Model just took a nasty turn. The one voted off this week has to be eaten by the others. The calories!
Okay, have decided to DIY my sons braces, but will subcontract the wiring. As my sweet Grandma Bess once said,"You never fuck with wiring."
Sometimes I like to start my Wednesday with a nap.
I would rather be an "at home mom" in the tropics actually.
If you teach a man to fish, his wife will hunt you down and kill you for the home wrecker you are…
RIP Soupy, or Stewy… or dearest Consomme. You will be dished. Greatly dished.
I like the word menoclause much better. Deceptively jolly.
I want to say goodbye in advance. H & I are going to cut down a large tree: In which he cuts and I pull it towards me and run when it falls.
Goodnight all. Am taking this sad excuse for a body to bed. Yes I'm going to bed too, just dragging the corpse with me.
How could anybody quit twitter? I love you people even though I am generally ignored………okay, generally ignorant then. happy?
The sweet twitterers are slowly waking up on this lazy morning. I hear coughing, yawning, and …
oh yes, some morning sex…
I remember that…
Planting baby shrubs & trees that I will have to defend against deer all winter. We really need a moat………and turrets, hot tar & a catapult.
Every night is Monday night when it's not Friday night.
He was disappointed to not get "listed" on anybody's lists. As usual, he was again, "disted".
Ya know, after 19 yrs of marriage I don't even want to know, cause I'll find out eventually and deal with it then. Can you feel the love?
2 days of birthday cakes and candy=a week's worth of guilt. let the salad days begin.
What I don't know could fill a ...... well I wouldn't know about that.