Just grazed my boobs across my textbook please RT for awareness

A woman's heart is just as dumb as a guy's dick

Picture Jenna Jameson's vagina. That's how busy this mall is.

I wish people looked like their personalities

Tebow loses long-held virginity after getting screwed by Broncos.

@whyyouhateguys Didn't ever talk to me in person though.. Couldn't even give him a chance to be my ex haha http://t.co/mc7QF5QJ

You guys can catch me in tha clubbb tonight screaming WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SCIENCE FICTION AND SCIENCE FANTASY

Roses are red, and I know what you're thinking, You're expecting a quote, but instead I'm just drinking.

@stefunkneejames hahahahahahahahhahah🙈😐 pic.twitter.com/Re6O3kIs8X

Parts of my past are very dark, like one part where I accepted this guys friend request on Facebook. pic.twitter.com/SXIwwxBUHW

Hey does anyone know where I can get a roadmap to Jim Halpert?

Really feeling a safari this morning🐯

Followed so many random people on here after I had a little wine. Imagine if I had lots of wine and I was out on the streets!

To the people who post a picture of their tattoo RIGHT after it's done.. all we see is a red nasty looking infection goin on.

Someone just said "yeperroni" so do I

A. die
B. die
C. die

I fall asleep to Celine Dion every night, in hopes that the man of my dreams will bust through my door to turn it off.

EITHER I DON'T GET TO EAT PIZZA AGAIN IN 5 MINUTES. Or I do. #2012 #GetRichOrDieMayan

How is this so? @whyyouhateguys "A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her." -Oscar Wilde

@theycalmealigee you are disgusting

The skits in rap songs should become a whole new genre of music