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Just grazed my boobs across my textbook please RT for awareness
A woman's heart is just as dumb as a guy's dick
Picture Jenna Jameson's vagina. That's how busy this mall is.
I wish people looked like their personalities
Tebow loses long-held virginity after getting screwed by Broncos.
You guys can catch me in tha clubbb tonight screaming WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SCIENCE FICTION AND SCIENCE FANTASY
Roses are red, and I know what you're thinking, You're expecting a quote, but instead I'm just drinking.
Hey does anyone know where I can get a roadmap to Jim Halpert?
Really feeling a safari this morning🐯
Followed so many random people on here after I had a little wine. Imagine if I had lots of wine and I was out on the streets!
To the people who post a picture of their tattoo RIGHT after it's done.. all we see is a red nasty looking infection goin on.
Someone just said "yeperroni" so do I
I fall asleep to Celine Dion every night, in hopes that the man of my dreams will bust through my door to turn it off.
The skits in rap songs should become a whole new genre of music