My password was going to be the KeePassX-generated "k_6vZ?0Y4^p9KwE", but since you disabled paste for security, I guess it’s "password4".

CNN talking about symbolism of whose plane was in the background. Al Jazeera talking about how corrupted by money our system is.

There is nothing that could possibly be in a .DS_Store file that I wouldn’t give up in return for never seeing another .DS_Store file.

@avsmith @papersapp Papers 3.0 coming soon. Upgrade price of $24,978, or you can bundle it with Word 95 for just a little more.

@siracusa Here in Iceland, burgers come with Bearnaise sauce. And raw cucumber slices. It's like terrorism, but...you know...worse.

Regarding that last retweet, "I'm definitely not your cousin" is really the best chat up line I have here.

I'm going to start advocating triple-blind reviews. Like double-blind, but screen-reading software prevents me from knowing you used Word.

@bitcrack_cyber I wrote the iPhone app for a major auto parts chain, and some in my family used to ask me about noises their car made.

Another Xcode update, another kill -9.

It’s comforting in a way.

I might be in the job market soon. What's the increase in salary you get for calling yourself a 'Kloutlaw' in public? Just asking.

Just deleted without posting a lengthy rebuttal to a nonsense post by a far right Facebook friend. I'm buying myself a cookie tomorrow.

Every. Saturday. Night. RT @tshwareloh @deong.I love 2nyt hotmix and i enjy ur shw man kp it up d gud wrk.

@atea_feliz A little game I like to call "Homeless or Hipster".

@dysinger Here in Iceland, that's what's known as "outside".

Finally found/nuked the search engine Linux Mint added to Chrome for me. I want back the 8 cents in revenue I’ve sent the bastards.

@textip "404 Error: ! Undefined control sequence"

@atea_feliz @aaron_tweets I would enjoy Mongo's brother even more if they dropped him into the middle of actual funny people's sets. :)

@jessitron I once went to work with my short on inside out. And when I say "once", I mean "twice". In the same week.

@raganwald I attempted to use it in a conference paper once; the reviewers weren't happy.

@ashedryden I just merged one gmail account into another with gmvault a few days ago. Labels were kept fine.