@nickkristof @colmorrisdavis Nobody's ever said "Death to Bermuda" though, right?

Guess I'm gonna be a Kansas basketball fan for 2013-2014. Make us proud, @22wiggins!

@abhagunjal @marthaswann You shut your dirty pirate hooker mouth!

@solatube No problem. The lights look great: pic.twitter.com/y9wXk090

@sacchipatel Yeah. I get so pissed when people rush to accuse the victim of lying, or blaming the victim for what happened. Stats help.

@langwhitaker "You have to beat Miami with the pass" *throws ball out of bounds*

@marthaswann I mean, the world around us is beautiful. There's beauty in every day. But you know what there isn't, generally? Huge meatballs

@basquiatball If he were alive I think we'd have reason to ask him to amend the line to something like "you only have a ballpark guess"

Heard about the Java security vulnerability. Disabled Javascript and felt better. Learned the difference. Palmed face.

@realtalibkweli People who download music need to just own up to it. I do it because I don't want to pay. Shouldn't act like you're a martyr

Risky Google search: "Flash how to"

@kristinadeckert Explain to me: 1. What is quinoa 2. Just kidding, I have a friend who is an extremely healthy eater

@marcmaron @michaelianblack So when are you having Michael on the podcast again?

Life gives you solutions to questions you barely remember asking. Like how the new black toe shoes I got would be perfect gorilla suit feet

@kat_bowser @acgrozich Grant Rozich, spelled with a "$"

Field trip!

Justin Bieber. Nickelback. Until I found that Ted Cruz was born in Canada, those two were the worst smears on Canada's reputation.

@kat_bowser Don't be depressed! You're on your way to a sweet opportunity.

Goddammit, I love cranberry juice.

@k_mcq Hey Katie. I read the comments, wanted to say that I support your reporting on this. You're a journalist, and you reported the facts.