Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Texting a friend "Are we cool?" out of nowhere will surely fuck with their brains for bit.
Fuck you, WIPE OUT, your show sucks.
MXC 4 LIFE.
My heart goes out to everyone that died before Chipotle.
Shout out to whoever just left a dildo and anal lubrication on my whip's windshield.
Women's beach volleyball is pretty hardcore. But also solid softcore.
Elderly twins are the closest thing we have to unicorns.
When will an athlete doing a post race interview say, "I swam fast without a god helping me." ??? #Olympics
Pretty sure I should open a nail salon for dudes called Manly Pedi. Pretty sure.
If you still think Lebron shouldn't have left Cleveland, you've probably never been to Miami and possibly never left Cleveland.
Part of me still wants to go buy school supplies once a year. #HowsYourFolderGame
So basically nothings realer then when macaulay culkin died in My Girl.
Drunk white dudes love touching black dudes they don't know and calling them Brother.
Welcome to my timeline of dumb.