You can always rely on Twitter for a scurrilous rumour / Just don't expect the recipient to take it in good humour. #artwiculate

Echo's love of Narcissus does still reverberate / But doomed to repeat his words was her fate. #artwiculate

I'll Be MSN You #InternetSongs

When Jack met the Giant and saw his intent / Slew him before any trouble he could fe-fi-foment. #artwiculate

Sorry this tweet is abyssopelagic / Plumbing such basic depths is well tragic. #artwiculate

#RIPHops On the 1st Anniversary of @no_left_feet Passing  http://wp.me/p2GfD2-1d 

A post I like gets ignored but stars for next Twitter tweet / Often leaves me with a feeling best described as bittersweet. #artwiculate

#RIPAmanda For Hops

The last few weeks have been a cause for despair
Crying out at a world that is so (cont) http://t.co/usvIlxnI

Whatever happened to the bloke / Whose voice we heard when Gerry Adams spoke?

Horoscopes are multifarious~Often quite contrarious~Take rich pauper course~With marriage & divorce~And that's just Sagittarius #artwiculate

A caustic tongue often only finds affinity / With others of a similar alkalinity. #artwiculate

It's not in a Twitter pedant's constitution / To forgive a tpyo and offer absolution. #artwiculate

My tweets may be hit or mithy / But at least they're usually pithy. #artwiculate

With my duvet, I love to snuggle / But breaking apart is always a struggle #artwiculate

Whiskey in the Bell Jar #LiteraryTunes

Beware! The Psychometrics Killer pounces / If you fail the test and use pounds and ounces. #artwiculate

Cloven is a culinary trick / When you split a bulb of garlic #artwiculate

My Xenolinguistics exam caused me much anger / Really made a mess of it - Think I've dropped a Clanger. #artwiculate

Hgldy Pgldy~Mr Pernickety~Attn to detail~CausedQuiteAFuss~Overfastidious~Vehicle Inspctr~Didn't c it coming~Knocked down by bus #artwiculate

At least this #LostConsonants is harmless, even if it's not funny. *inert gag here*