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*Refresh* *Refresh* *Popular* *Recent* Oh, cool avatar *click* *star* *star* When did I abandon reality for this?
My husband had strangers from his commuter train sign my bday card. When I asked them who they were he said, "See, I have followers too."
Just got hit in the face with unbearable joy & the putrid odor of cinnamon scented pine cones. It was like being bukkaked by Christmas.
Not warming his hands before examining my boobies is apparently my Dr's way of saying I think you're annoying and ask too many questions.
Thank you for staring so unapologetically at my boobs, Sir. Let me just say that yours rival mine in cup size and girlish charm.
You guys have to stop changing your avatars, I don't recognize anyone. It's like getting too drunk & wandering into the wrong orgy....again.
Husband: "Thank You, you didn't need to make this." Me: "I know, I need to further illustrate that I am the good one in this relationship."
Lost a follower after two tweets. Some tweets have to be duds, son, it restores balance to the universe.
There once was a girl on Twitter, who loved a good side-splitter. She traded bars for giving out stars, now has no one to diddle her clitter
I don't like my underwear to say "I'm a nice, sweet girl", I like it to say "If you sleep with me there will be only one survivor".
I’ve wasted much of life watching my id battle my Ego, & now I’m obsessed w/ tweets on my “Popular” page competing w/ tweets on my “Recent”.
Dear FriendX, Thank you for the 15 minute voicemail message where I became intimately involved with the contents of your purse.
It's my birthday today. I turn 34. Some dbag just lowered the official cougar age to 35. So that's nice.
Great, I just got put on a "Spam" list. Now how will I be able to sell teeth whitener through direct messages?
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