@flawlessjoe @sean_malto Hey sean your hair looks way sexy pushed back x

Lol at how much @borntogobonkers and @abbybiebs "dislike" each other.

You can't help but keep watching those shitty Syfy movies.

Either the toys get thrown out and have to find a new owner, or Andy has a social disorder. You just can't have the best of both worlds.

Days go by SO much faster when you're on a vacation

Yes! RT: @tonsofash: #AmITheOnlyOneThat actually loves @nickiminaj ?

When i was younger i had like every pokemon card but i never knew how to play the game the right way

"I don’t like girls with nothing down there either. It freaks me out. You have to have something, otherwise it’s fucking creepy.” o danrad

he's so cynical

just like me

when i was in 4th grade i tried to convince my dad into get me mein kampf

i was a weird child

America's Funniest Home Videos was a lot better with Bob Saget than Tom Bergeron.

@naturallynick @flawlessjoe get a room and do your bondage in private please you guys

I wish I was a sociopath.

We've all had that moment where the person you were just talking about is standing behind you.

If school were easy, it'd be your mom.

Hey guess what? If you have sex your kids will be born naked, illiterate, and upsidedown

"The Princess and the Frog" is a good movie

that movie looked like it was filmed in a cheap carnival ride RT: @yosoyparita: #movieletdown Insidious

Yay @flawlessjoe lands in Chicago soon.

RT: @teensinlife: That second on the last day of school when you stop & think; "I'm actually gonna miss everyone."

#TeensInLife