Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
I don't think I'll ever be able to fully get on with my life until I allow one of those companies to claim back my PPI.
Did he REALLY just switch my radio off while Hotel California was playing? #bringbackhangingnow
That's how its done! #TomJones #jubileeconcert
Got a whole plate full of fuck-it-that'll-do for tea.
Tomorrow, when you come into my shop, please try to remember that I am a human being!
Taken the mother in law out tonight. All you charities can leave me alone for another month, Ive done my bit.
Finally time to relax! Already cracked open a can of Strongbow (I know, now your thinking you didnt realise I was *that* sophisticated)
Im off to lovingly prepare a large hangover which I am expecting to last me most of tomorrow.
Are you there? Feeling a little like Bruce Willis in The sixth sense today, no one is answering me :-(
I had 3 attempts at my last tweet. Twitter said "you are not authorised to perform this operation!" Its a sodding tweet not an operation!
Downloading a fitness dvd, reading Rosemary Conley magazine, pouring a large vodka and coke #WhatsWrongWithThisPicture?
Am in lovely France today. Just been to the pattisserie and bought du pain. We are now officially French.
This place would be ok if Roger didnt live here. Yeah I know its his house, so what?