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In college, you're committed to changing the world. Several years later, you find yourself posting photos of your dog on the internet.
I get ignored so much, people should call me 'Terms & Conditions'
Gone are the days when women cooked like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers. Cheers... :D
Drinking non alcoholic beer is like sucking tits through sweater.
Drunk kissing is so much fun!!! ^o^
Just like a diamond, the more I'm cut, sliced,and hurt......
the more I shine
Dear guys, do not try to understand women. Women understand women, that's why they hate each other.
The worst part about being strong is that no one ever asks if you're okay.
When money talks no one checks the grammar!
If money grew on trees.. there wouldn't be much shade!
NEVER look back...unless there's an attractive stranger behind you! ;-)
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.
Women should abort the boy child instead.
Men are like mascara, they usually run at the first sign of emotion!