In college, you're committed to changing the world. Several years later, you find yourself posting photos of your dog on the internet.

I get ignored so much, people should call me 'Terms & Conditions'

Gone are the days when women cooked like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers. Cheers... :D

Drinking non alcoholic beer is like sucking tits through sweater.

Drunk kissing is so much fun!!! ^o^

Just like a diamond, the more I'm cut, sliced,and hurt......
the more I shine

Never say 'Aur Dasso..' to a snake. What if it really does? #PJ

Dear guys, do not try to understand women. Women understand women, that's why they hate each other.

The worst part about being strong is that no one ever asks if you're okay.

Hahahahahaha!!! #Epic pic.twitter.com/lVaTxT5c

Hahaha!! pic.twitter.com/puSzashD

When money talks no one checks the grammar!

If money grew on trees.. there wouldn't be much shade!

Aarushi Talwar's untold story. http://t.co/aQK6EpJz

NEVER look back...unless there's an attractive stranger behind you! ;-)

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.

Women should abort the boy child instead.

@pepsiindia @ghaatidancer #IfIWasAtPepsiIPL Wud wear crazy outfit, carry party props & dance on every 6 Gayle hits - while sipping pepsi!

Men are like mascara, they usually run at the first sign of emotion!

Ouch! pic.twitter.com/Q7ldzqyj