if youre resigned to doing some soul searching, youre going to need a soul.

i dont have all the answers, though i am positive you have all the wrong accusations.

walk?
outside?
in the sunshine?!!

its like you don't know me at all!

its not that i encourage your being evil. i merely want to encourage you. evil is just a goal.

Wait. This isn't a cult?

Start thinking about solutions people: how can we make this into a cult?

if i were easy to dismiss we wouldnt be having this conversation

its a pity follow.
i was drunk at the time.

take your own soul.
you're just not worth the effort.

this new year i promise not to troll  http://christianmingle.com  looking for the easy souls.

another week of proving the righteous wrong. #ff @dondraper_ny @boehnertwit @linnyitssn @eatthefruit @gopsatan or suffer the consequences...

i was in heaven visiting friends at a bar up there when st peter slurs what the hell are you doing here? thats when the fight started.

#ff congrats on a great #TardWeek ! @xhobosexualx @funtime4x4 @ham_tornado and to all the #tards out there: @chrisloesch @ewerickson

pour one out for MCA

adam yauch
@mcadamyauch
1964 - 2012

i also think this is a useful waste of your existsnce.

you wouldnt like me, i play for keeps.

last chance to trade your old soul in for a brand new chance at an awesome new existance.

#FF good: @eatthefruit @kimjongnumberun @ricksaintorum @blackgodson @theglendalebear

may you feast upon chocolate bunnies that jesus laid

you'd be surprised that all the toilets in the vatican are very small.

so there wont be many tweets. just stars & stares from the cardinals

this new year i promise to actually have a lost puppy before asking for assistance.

you say #scandal like its a bad thing @petecampbellny @dondraper_ny @dgirljay @msjoanholloway @bettydraper_ny