@roflindian Jayantilal Rathod -Jonty Rhodes #IndianisedCricketers

@69fubar Hurricanes r named after women cause whn they come they r wet & wild, nd whn they go they take ur house and car #JayLeno #joke

Aye RT @thecoffeenazi: I think its about time @the_coffeecoach started a cafe. Aye?

Time heals all ~ unless you are a Child in an Abusive home. Raise awareness. Pls donate a tweet > http://t.co/x0ru5jzh #DT @helpspreadthis

+100 RT @siddtalks: I am really surprised to see those making fun of #KKR home coming.Most of them call themselves EPL fans. #Hypocrisy

@dedhshaani my mom called Barcelona as Bracelonia

RT @69fubar: Life is a sin, the punishment is death. #fb

I m sure they will lose then also RT @dooffuus: RT @sickolia_ #ChelseaCanWinIf Barca don't show up for the match.End Of TT

Promises are lies tied with ribbon

@khushi172 #tweetlikeHarbhajanSingh

RT @mehranzaidi: Father of all Rajnikant jokes:- Ek baar Bhagwaan aur Rajnikant ki ladai hui...Result:- Aaj Bhagwaan upar hai:-P

@wearehindustan Sholay

@siddtalks they are trying to put blame on Narendra Modi

Tht would be Earth not Mars RT @engineerbyheart: Mars [sold! RT @firstpostin BBC sells Lonely Planet for $121m loss  http://po.st/VY5H3k 

Pandey: Plural of Panda in Hindi #Badjoke

Mallika Sherawat RT @keyasmamma: Which actress comes to your mind when we say Trendsetter?
#PatentStyle

Yash Chopra's Heorines RT @keyasmamma: Whic actress comes to your mind when i say 'White saree'? #PatentStyle

Warning to the people of Pune RT @looseyfer: Hum pune jaa raha hoon.

@pmoindia RT @pagal__ladki: Arindam Chaudhari. Ankit Fadia...who is next?!

@nelsonnium Happy Birthday :-)