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It's cute how lame you are.
I smell like dry shampoo and bad decisions.
I’d steal the Mona Lisa but I know I wouldn't keep her 'cause I wake up next to you everyday.
I just want my boyfriend
It's okay because I'm now prettier than everyone who made fun of me in elementary school. Whoops.
I'm literally cuddling with a box of pizza right now.
My life is kind of like Pulp Fiction except not even a little bit.