Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Tell Me if hurts, I won't stop but tell Me anyway.
I just saw a blind guy with tattoos. I wonder if be likes the work?
Everyone deserves the right to be miserable.
How can an escalator be out of order? If it stops doesn't that make it stairs?
I need a special twitter battery.
The bible is the best selling sci-fi book of all time.
Okay twitter freaks, I am out y'all have made Me giggle like a school girl long enough.
You can't have courage without rage.
It is a 100 & are you fucking kidding Me degrees in my apartment!
This Redbull seriously needs vodka!
I just spend 5 minutes trying to star & rt my tv guide app. I think one more beer is needed.
Now I see why people block you.
I am surrounded by assholes.
Who scans my anti virus program?
I really have to stop following people when I am drunk.
Turkey Bacon is just wrong!!!
A pill to make it so you don't get drunk . What the fuck? !
The rule is if a white Dude has a tribal tattoo you can legally punch him in the mouth.
To all 20 something dudes pull up your fucking pants.
What the fuck is a manual re tweet?