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  • dezo471
      Dezo @dezo471

    Tell Me if hurts, I won't stop but tell Me anyway.

    • 38
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    GarreTheFerretLuckyLea13chrissy_jeeTheBigBatmanJustCallMeFrankLilDisruptiveKimKardashsToetwilighteyes08
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    JustCallMeFrankcolnickfuryibgwiragaswollenvoicestacibonbonchopper4jkJstraw94meaculpau27
  • dezo471
      Dezo @dezo471

    I just saw a blind guy with tattoos. I wonder if be likes the work?

    • 25
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    GarreTheFerretLuckyLea13LilDisruptiveMidgetsparLilbyrdyGrandMuffTarkinpineappleiheartShaunRightNow
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    Classy_Cassy89Jstraw94meaculpau27swollenvoice
  • dezo471
      Dezo @dezo471

    Everyone deserves the right to be miserable.

    • 18
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    GarreTheFerretLuckyLea13LilDisruptiveMidgetsparcolnickfuryLilbyrdysuziqkelleyShaunRightNow
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    suziqkelleyClassy_Cassy89MidgetsparFUCKNWENDAMuath_tuSpideroger
  • dezo471
      Dezo @dezo471

    How can an escalator be out of order? If it stops doesn't that make it stairs?

    • 14
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    GarreTheFerretLuckyLea13LilDisruptiveOtisPdQCabetoMejiaNJOmeaculpau27twilighteyes08
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    alsoMikeNJOsummerliteSassyChantelleMeshaK_CM2BTTHDwakeDaze
  • dezo471
      Dezo @dezo471

    I need a special twitter battery.

    • 17
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    GarreTheFerretLuckyLea13LilDisruptivetwilighteyes08MidgetsparshanetheveincolnickfuryLilbyrdy
    • 4
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    Classy_Cassy89AlyciaBeautifulfabulessicaSpideroger
  • dezo471
      Dezo @dezo471

    The bible is the best selling sci-fi book of all time.

    • 17
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    GarreTheFerretLuckyLea13LilDisruptiveNJOcolnickfuryShaunRightNowchopper4jkJstraw94
    • 2
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    PawanKookaniClassy_Cassy89
  • dezo471
      Dezo @dezo471

    Okay twitter freaks, I am out y'all have made Me giggle like a school girl long enough.

    • 16
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    GarreTheFerretLuckyLea13LilDisruptiveMidgetsparpineappleiheartJstraw94meaculpau27Classy_Cassy89
    • 2
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    Classy_Cassy89Spideroger
  • dezo471
      Dezo @dezo471

    You can't have courage without rage.

    • 13
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    GarreTheFerretRaging_ZombieFRANKSTALICIOUSLuckyLea13LilDisruptiveharpyqueenmeaculpau27shanethevein
    • 4
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    LuckyLea13nycedaze_PsychicStonerClassy_Cassy89
  • dezo471
      Dezo @dezo471

    It is a 100 & are you fucking kidding Me degrees in my apartment!

    • 13
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    LuckyLea13lawrence_iLilDisruptivemeaculpau27JackieluvsUKClassy_Cassy89ShaunRightNowFUCKNWENDA
    • 4
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    LilDisruptiveClassy_Cassy89FUCKNWENDApolyhumorous
  • dezo471
      Dezo @dezo471

    This Redbull seriously needs vodka!

    • 13
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    GarreTheFerretLuckyLea13LilDisruptiveJackieluvsUKFUCKNWENDAchopper4jkLisaH9591Classy_Cassy89
    • 3
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    Classy_Cassy89FUCKNWENDASpideroger
  • dezo471
      Dezo @dezo471

    I just spend 5 minutes trying to star & rt my tv guide app. I think one more beer is needed.

    • 11
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    GarreTheFerretLuckyLea13harpyqueenChickenbone_colnickfuryShaunRightNowchopper4jkmeaculpau27
    • 2
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    colnickfurypolyhumorous
  • dezo471
      Dezo @dezo471

    Now I see why people block you.

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    • 2
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  • dezo471
      Dezo @dezo471

    I am surrounded by assholes.

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    LuckyLea13LaffingGUYcolnickfuryFUCKNWENDAClassy_Cassy89TimUhlTetley6969JustCallMeFrank
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    LaffingGUYFUCKNWENDAJustCallMeFrank
  • dezo471
      Dezo @dezo471

    Who scans my anti virus program?

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    GarreTheFerretLuckyLea13NJOPhilNistaCM2BTTHDClassy_Cassy89BunnydurdenThe_Separatist_
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    CM2BTTHDDisiam
  • dezo471
      Dezo @dezo471

    I really have to stop following people when I am drunk.

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    GarreTheFerretLuckyLea13harpyqueencolnickfuryShaunRightNowchopper4jkDaveJ_PhotomantheBonMotter
    • 2
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    colnickfurymeaculpau27
  • dezo471
      Dezo @dezo471

    Turkey Bacon is just wrong!!!

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    GarreTheFerretLuckyLea13meaculpau27MEGraybushiGreenMonkClassy_Cassy89SilverBadger
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    MEGraybushClassy_Cassy89SilverBadger
  • dezo471
      Dezo @dezo471

    A pill to make it so you don't get drunk . What the fuck? !

    • 9
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    LuckyLea13ShaunRightNowFUCKNWENDAchopper4jkmeaculpau27Classy_Cassy89fabulessicaAsylum_Moose
    • 1
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    DaveJ_Photoman
  • dezo471
      Dezo @dezo471

    The rule is if a white Dude has a tribal tattoo you can legally punch him in the mouth.

    • 9
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    GarreTheFerretLuckyLea13colnickfuryShaunRightNowmeaculpau27KalliWowpolyhumorousBillMc7
    • 1
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    colnickfury
  • dezo471
      Dezo @dezo471

    To all 20 something dudes pull up your fucking pants.

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    LuckyLea13ShaunRightNowchopper4jkmeaculpau27KalliWowStevisShitticuspolyhumorousJeffstruth
  • dezo471
      Dezo @dezo471

    What the fuck is a manual re tweet?

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    TigerGirl528Zdiddy19anwyntweetsredkedabo__candypantsNotReallyElise
    • 1
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    NotReallyElise
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