Phrase of the day: "hundreds of lines of self-important masturbatory Java bullshit" http://bit.ly/hspd6m (article is win too)

Just won “people’s choice” in our hack week with @notahat and @bensmithett  http://cl.ly/PSy1/image.jpg 

How do I rails?

@cjkihlbom Look what just automatically popped up in my todo list this morning: pic.twitter.com/n6wrMjvD

Nice work @dhh http://bit.ly/aoeCVy

Developing a couchapp? http://gist.github.com/320516 will auto-push whenever you save, and build css from sass using compass

“When we create without thinking, we are become death.” #webstock @mike_ftw

 http://cinemagr.am/show/109217840  @glenmaddern /cc @plasticine

OH you know how @benschwarz isn’t exactly… not… hipster…

Great, @nab is killing their gold account, the whole reason that I switched. They're replacing it with a mediocre "traveller's card". Fail.

. @justinfrench the giant http://t.co/0KxxmX2g

OH: Scarface-driven development. First you charge the money, then you get the power, then you get the girls /cc @quamen @ben_h

OH @notahat (while shaking my new Airport Express next to his ear) “Hahahaha you can hear the little NSA guys screaming”

@japh @chendo ʕノ•ᴥ•ʔノ ︵ ┻━┻

Getting odd timeouts on @github for the last 24 hours, both ssh and https. Multiple co-workers have seen the same thing :/

@plasticine I didn’t get this big by not multi-breakfasting

cc’ing @github employees on pull requests during a DDoS attack, because they don’t have enough to worry about.

Cine: Ninja kick! @harvestbox  http://cinemagr.am/show/131347605  #cinemagram #gif

How I think @benschwarz pictures himself right now:  http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kr8e8lMMC31qz7wfjo1_400.png …

OH Two out of two doctors at this table recommend that you drink more whisky.