Just saw a naked man sprint out of the Container Store screaming "no one can contain ME!" This actually happened.

Stop that 10 second delay opening your retina MacBook. Open terminal, enter "sudo pmset -a standbydelay 86400"  http://www.ewal.net/2012/09/09/slow-wake-for-macbook-pro-retina/ …

As promised, an avalanche hitting the car in front of us. It happens at 45 seconds into clip. Their window was open too. http://t.co/n3yTyDQ

Some dude was krumping so hard on Market he blew up. pic.twitter.com/Z2akGqNE

Weird, but genius.  http://nipple.es/ 

So, apparently the Power Rangers created Google Chrome  http://i.imgur.com/uuDPN.jpg  (via @reddit)

It's kinda nice that nature pre-slices oranges for us. Shout out to oranges.

Say hello to our new Twitter bird: http://t.co/oSr5HsYX

Redesign launched! Inaugural article is about craftsmanship. http://t.co/g5Dawej3

The original Air Jordans were banned by the NBA commissioner, but MJ wore them anyway. Nike paid the fine for every game. Baller.

Ship·ster (noun): A 20-something developer who listens to bands you've never heard of and always pushes straight to master.

San Francisco. Where you can't tell who's celebrating Halloween and who's actually crazy.

Ridiculously excited to announce I'll be joining @obviouscorp at the end of this month :)

When is Apple going to release their Google Glass competitor iBalls?

Apparently SFSU is teaching gay-friendly front-end development. http://t.co/1TSOLOxj

Give a man a hamburger and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to hamburger and he'll live forever.

Must responsive design have a fluid grid, flexible images, and media queries? I say no. I think single codebase w/ resolution independence.

"Just saw a hipster burn his mouth. Guess he ate his dinner before it was cool." via @reddit

Just released Skeleton 1.1 with updates for tabs, media-queries, jQuery and more! Check it out at http://t.co/CpckPiH

You never go full retard.