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Jo 'Awww' na kare, wo 'Awwwrat' nahi !!!! ........ :D
Q. What's the speed limit of sex? A. 68 because at 69 you have to turn around..!!
If a man said he'll fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.
A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest!
After marriage I made my independent Wife into a dependent.
Life is NOT like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapeños. What you do today, can burn your ass tomorrow.
The reason women will never be the ones to propose is... As soon as she gets on her knees... The man will start unzipping!!
The best revenge is to move on and get over it. Don't give someone the satisfaction of watching you suffer.
Amazing fact: If sunny leone marries Abhay Deol... She'll become Sunny Deol !!
Lady: Do U know LIONS have sex 4 to 6 times with different Partners in a Single Night. 2nd Lady: O! No, I just joined "ROTARY" Last week!
Dear Katrina Kaif, Its just a mango drink, not mango flavored condoms. Take it easy girl..!! Kaamsutra expressions for an aamsutra ad!!
Success with a negative attitude is called: Luck. Success with a positive attitude is called: Achievement.
Wanted SMS based complain flow management system solution... Anyone out there with this solution... DM me...
Since last 4 hrs - thr is some problem with electricity in and around Bhandup - Mulund... Anybody facing same problem.
I am Nobody, still everybody is talking about me... ;-)