The Hell of American Day Care  http://www.newrepublic.com/article/112892/hell-american-day-care …

I want to watch a debate where the moderator can just turn their mic off and put a horrible squealing noise in their earpiece. #shutup

So far today 2 police officers have stopped to make sure we're ok. Nate is wearing his stab&stab&stab&stab @warrenellis shirt.

My body told me exactly what I needed to know, exactly when I needed to know it. I trust my body more than ever now.

@ryanqnorth that Ari Shapiro. Sheesh. pic.twitter.com/M4570Fhx

#heyBangor that's a nice sunset we got. pic.twitter.com/yqYhqLkQ

Did tonight's WOD rx'd. I'd like to thank Gaga and my Rainbow Dash t-shirt. #crossfit

That Beatles song "Hello Goodbye" probably doesn't translate to Hawaiian well, does it?

RT @decotodd: @felixsalmon @fakedansavage @nprnews wow NPR,your credibility is really tanking.

Every time @bangorhydro says "FMI" I think it says "FML" and I lol.

@justinrussell ha! You said stream.

@verizonwireless That's not at all what I'm thinking. I'm wondering when you're going to finally release the Galaxy Nexus.

Has Verizon Released the Galaxy Nexus? - http://t.co/4Q6Ocd6C

@foodcomatv thank you.

Whenever they tweet or post on fbook, I imagine every memo, email, and flyer on the walls at @bangorpolice is written in CAPS LOCK.

I have been wanting pizza for 2 weeks and it's finally payday. Where should I get it from?

@oriridraco it's my pleasure! That is one of my favorites of yours.

@granitemonkey I feel I should tell you, I read ALL your tweets in Gir's voice.

Oooh, @oriridraco (for one) won't like this: Obama Solicits Designers to Work - Unpaid - on ... Jobs Poster http://t.co/lCYKGrfN

I would kick a guy in the balls if I saw him wearing this shirt. Offensive Clothing - Teen Skepchick - http://t.co/3QTzHYO0