If you want to do something about the blast, head to the nearest hospital and donate blood. (via @buggz79)

#KenyanJournalists Reading from the Teleprompter, holding an iPad, because they saw someone on CNN do it.

"Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I promise I will find you. You have my Word."

To all #KOTAgainstMPsBonus, your power is not only in your ability to march, but also in your vote. Use it wisely.

“I fear the day that technology will surpass our human interaction. The world will have a generation of idiots.” - Albert Einstein

To my Kenyan Muslim brothers & sisters, don't join in the protests. Even if your intentions are good, the message will be lost.

I don't trust masseuses; they talk behind my back.

The cure is books RT @faybabyn I hope someone out there is trying to find a cure to whatever it is Nicki Minaj suffers from...

Oh no... RT @noniemg «@saisi_ «@chrisgithinji #KOT CNN is at it again! http://t.co/PzUJ9NN6»» Really?

Here's the only relationship tip you may ever need. Be honest. If that doesn't work, you probably shouldn't be in that relationship.

Single? Buy a sheep. Name it 'Relation'. Now you have a RelationSheep.

Must read if you're interested in this drug trade fiasco. http://t.co/ukTcXZLs

Another phone RT @ngendo87 Apart from Dabr, Gravity, Socially & Tweet60, what can a Nokia user use to tweet?

I find it funny that #wordsafricansmispronounce is a TT in the US where they don't even speak proper English to begin with.

I'm so adjective, I verb noun.

How a Dominos employee got fired. Hilarious http://twitpic.com/4bcsu3

"I'm not just saying you can't walk a mile in them, I'm also saying you can't afford these shoes." #Ouch.

Anybody here work with/have contacts for Ogopa Deejays?

The 45 Most Powerful Images Of 2012  http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/most-powerful-images-of-2012 … via @buzzfeed

If you're passing by Mbagathi way, DO NOT take a matatu. There are people there doing unpleasant things as police just spectate.