husband is bringing home freshly made chips & salsa for our anniversary. I got him a Munch bar from the vending machine. #truelove

glad I was able to squeeze in an extra hour of procrastinating on homework! Hooray DST!

Hooters wings and tots is a legit pre-5k meal, right? Asking for a friend...

if you are capable of posting a pic and selling on #Craigslist, why not Google the correct spelling of "amour" (armoire) or "reclyner"

I will find ANYTHING to do besides homework #puppybowl #gosupercutegoldenretrieverpuppy

Happy birthday @tommy_schuman! Miss you so much!!! Wearing #19 for your 19th birthday!

can't decide...thrifting, sewing, biking or cleaning. Beautiful day so scratch cleaning...so many choices when you're home alone :)

I *may* have just eaten an entire TJ's solid chocolate bunny while dipping it in natural peanut butter (in my defense, Lily had a bite or 2)

having my pre-5k diet coke. I think all the elite athletes do this, too...#notanathlete

Second place @ihsa_il state cheerleading finals! Way to go mollyschu! #bengals http://t.co/fYNtOXOR

for the love of God, people, use your turn signal...seriously. It's pretty easy to turn on. And it turns off by itself! (in most instances)

Cookies! They're what's for breakfast (chocolate chip bars). And dinner (oreos last night). Living the dream. Living the dream....

just searched for "apps for cats"

Pathetic, right?

Note: there are 190 apps for cats. Maybe *I* am not the pathetic one after all...

Why does everyone in a car with dealer plates drive like ass?

Just completed Week 1 - Day 1 of Ease into 5K with @bluefinapps running app

Loving @stellarroad at #sullivans tonight! I kove me a lefty guitarist! And this guy sounding just like Dave Matthews. #heaven

Finally shortened the wood blinds in the living room. 10 years late. Because when I procrastinate, I do it hardcore. I'm tough like that.

Frying in the sun and starring tweets...cuz I have to accomplish something today. Tomorrows goal: shave toe hairs #summersoff

Mothers day lunch @pfchangs with the best kids ever @mollyschuman, @imemmazing, #lilyschu, and best mom & MIL #yum http://t.co/xNCaBsfT

Worked on a baby quilt today while mr dcj & kids cleaned (mothers day gift). And they bought me oberweis #winning http://t.co/kl0KQvVv