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Few things are more obnoxious than when people censor themselves on the f*cking internet
#4WordsAfterIntercourse bacon and ice cream
#unfortunatenames apu pibat, jenna talia, dr. braun schitz
I've now been up for 30 straight hours, and tomorrow I get to wake up and play Pong with my vocal cords
Few things in this world are more retarded than the phrase "camo out"
Every time I fall asleep watching Mad Men, I wake up with lung cancer and severe alcohol poisoning
Oh my god that is always so much fun and I love it
If you were actually trying, then things wouldn't be getting so much worse.
if you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son, i got 99 problems but a bitch aint one #np
North Carolina's local TV recently discovered a time warp to 2002 and they just do not want to come back
Haha apparently Gatsby kind of sucked
Tired of people attempting to convince me that they're Southern
Looked at my Facebook news feed for the first time in weeks. Mary Lamin is a tormented soul :(