I was feeling kind of down earlier so I went on Amazon and bought two pocket knives, a book, and some socks with koi on then #AdultLife

Doorbell rang like four times after 9 PM and I wasn't expecting anyone and now I'm having a panic attack because I AM AN ADULT.

I was kinda looking forward to some advice from Internet strangers but fine I'll just go ask some real life people. OH WAIT I don't know any

Is getting to see some awesome people at a Comic Con justification for a 12+ hour drive to Philadelphia?

Sweet Zombie Jesus, an episode of Avatar: The Last Airbender just made me cry. What the hell have I become?!! ((my mother, that's what))

Honestly, one of the nicest and friendliest celebrities I've ever seen at a con. Pretty awesome.

I stayed up way too late. I know, I know it's only a little after midnight, but shit son I'm usually waking up for work at this time.

But for reals I'm gonna clean the fuck out of this house. It's unfortunate that I'll feel like such a huge piece of shit as I do so though.

And yes, I had to "yell" all of that.

I swear I'm trying real hard to make a happy point here everybody, it's just not working out as well as I'd planned.

I think that's what love is though guys. Skipping a day of self loathing for birthday cakes & hugs when you'd really rather lay in bed & rot

I was all like, "NOPE. But I did stay up to finish the last two hundred pages of this book I was reading."

Best day ever was going into work on a Sunday a few years ago, super tired and ragged looking. Coworker asked if I was out late, partying...

This is just like that time the Pepsi driver at work & I got stuck saying "Thank you/No thank you" back & forth to each other #InfiniteLoops

Boyfriend tried to rip out my grey hairs while I was driving today. I screamed, "No! No! I'm attached to those! I named one of them Gladys!"

You know you're addicted to The Internet when not being able to play Guild Wars or instantly watch shitty reruns makes you FLIP THE FUCK OUT

I forgot I loved The Office until today. I'm assuming I only love it because I've only seen the first three seasons. #itsalldownhillfromhere

Growing up is realizing everything sucks and being more or less okay with it.

Maybe one day I won't have to congratulate myself every time I have a successful encounter outside the Internet.

Evening out with peers...SUCCESSFUL. Cue fanfare and commence victory dance.