Saying, "height-th" is nearly as wrong/bad as, "expresso". Even my ESL brain knows this.

Found a lunch receipt between my seats. If the tint shop used my car to make a sandwich run they should have at least asked what I wanted.

Cabin fever is setting in. I think I'll try making a few recipes from the Donner Party Cookbook.

Dude next to me at the bar googling side effects of his anti-psychotic meds. #checkplease

If one were to make a documentary about symbiotic bacterial colonies, would it be a biofilm biofilm?

I just earned the 'Merry Brew-mas (2010)' badge on @untappd! http://untpd.it/KPZhvz

Why watch TV instead of enriching yourself or making something cool? Life is too short. Live the dream, don't just be a spectator.

A climbing mom at Exposure said the Led Zeppelin song playing was, "speed metal."

I wonder how Jimmy Page likes touring with Slayer.

A novel about Prague and some Belgian ale have made me astonishingly maudlin this evening.

Considering rolling the 70+ mile Tour de Paris in a full tuxedo. I can't just ride my bike 'normal'.

Stop it, deadlines! You cant even be done today. Get out. You dont even fit.