"Migrating to the Cloud" is my new favorite euphemism for death.

Hi I'm here about the job picking the good parts out of trailmix? Here are my qualifications (dumps out barrel of peanuts & raisins).

For my friends who are not videogamey, IGF means Internet Girlfriends.

Well, I just walked into a wall because I thought it was a dark entrance to a video installation. You win this round, art.

I've been watching by boyfriend try to remember Bob Saget's name for 30 minutes. He knows the "o" sound is in there. "Hoth? Hoth Something?"

In which my attempt to do a subtle corporate diss towards @mcafee is maybe a little too subtle. pic.twitter.com/CN92i0ZQ

It will be very charming and not at all annoying when I start pronouncing the word "curate" like it's a style of martial arts.

.@leighalexander wrote a great article about dating sims, no foolin': http://t.co/IsvnAF0R

Listening to Ivor Cutler is like listening to @tphd's tweets. http://t.co/1UQ77gbK

I am trying really hard to be less enthusiastic!

Fever ideas that will turn out well: great (not grape) juice, burrito fries. Going to work and making decisions tomorrow will be GREAT.

Right now, my only criterion for whether or not videogames can be art is if you f-ing show up to the museum at your f-ing call time.

I have only responded to one GDC press solicitation so far, and that is to demo olfactory hardware. Clear eyes, full hearts, open nostrils.

My dad is turning 60 next month, and he has ALWAYS wanted to visit Club 33 at Disneyland. Is there a sneaky way we can make that happen?

Wanna do a paid artists' residency in Minecraft?  http://rhizome.org/announce/jobs/opportunities/59362/ …

Some good news amidst the craziness: I'm curating an original video series about art & games for MOCAtv. Brain, don't fail me now.

@simoncarless oh god. networking hour? like wandering in the desert for 40 years wasn't punishment enough?

Going with my boyfriend to the planetarium for Valentines Day, because nothing says "I love you" more than THE VASTNESS OF SPACE.

We watched "My Neighbor Totoro" and now I want to hug EVERYBODY.

Oh I'm sorry, I've been watching All Dogs go to Heaven 2, the Doggening.