That's it?! #GameOfThrones

@obiijuan Kanye West is a genital wart on the cock that is the music industry.

Cereal is an all day meal.

"<_> Airplane! Airplane! Airplane!" -@nicademuss pretending to be an airplane.

Star Trek is a far better movie then Iron Man 3 - in case you were having internal conflicts about what to watch.

The weather know's that Game Of Thrones is premiering later today.

"@callmedomm: . @nicademuss would favorite my tweet about stop signs! #DoesntGiveAFuck #ThugLife" #HydroplaneNick

I'm gonna collaborate with my friends for script ideas and short stories.

I'd be content with starting a prog band with @nicademuss and @callmedomm. Sing about nerdy shit for the rest of our lives

I built my fathers house but I refuse to breathe the breath of the failure.

When @nicademuss dances to DVNO >>>>>

Because I've hear @callmedomm and @nicademuss play guitar a lot whenever I hear someone who's shit, it pisses me the fuck off.

#HighSchoolMemories Drawing pictures with @callmedomm and @nicademuss of @cateringbykevin with twigs and gum in her hair.

@nicademuss just whip out your fat dick. That'll change the mood.

"Gregory! I want some bomb-chicken." -My 3 year old nephew

When your headphones get yanked out of your ears - KAAAAHHHHHNNNN!!!

Star Trek this Friday - I'm giddier than a school girl meeting Ryan Gosling for the first time

Pre-McFlurry :D Post-McFlurry D;

If I somehow invented a device that could freeze time - I would use it to always sleep in and for homework.

Ooooo-eeeeee, what's up with that?! What's up with that?!