Curvy girls are more fun to fuck.

Cashiers always look at me weird when pay with $1 bills and they ask me if I'm a waitress and I reply, "No, I'm a stripper."

Contrary to popular belief, having a pierced tongue does not aid in giving better blow jobs.

If you suck at BJs, you suck at BJs.

Holy shit! I am seriously floored by the number of new followers I have! Guess it's time to get down on my knees & suck some major cockage!

The world would be a happier place if everyone would just get laid.

You say Barbie, I say fake ass whore.

Victoria's Secret's Love Spell is the scent of 16-year-old whores.

How do I get Verified? I want people to think I'm important.

Guys, how many times do I have to say it?! Star & RT! Star & RT! Geeze, you'd think I'd have a bunch of idiots for followers.

Kids. Mistakes you can't erase.

If you're not talking about sex, masturbations, dicks or vaginas on Twitter, you're doing it wrong.

I love laying in bed talking to my boyfriend all day. Not like he has much choice being tied up and all.

One of the many downsides to not having your own place: not having the freedom to masturbate whenever you want & as loud as you want.

Quality versus quantity, tweeters!

A wet pussy is a happy pussy.


Unless, that is, you're talking about cats.

My skin is so smooth and vibrant thanks to that cum facial yesterday.

Whenever someone disappears from Twitter, I assume either they died or their wife found their secret Twitter account.

I could really go for a bukkake right now.

I'm 2 followers away from 300. Retweet me, please? :) Will return favors ;)

I often wonder how many bisexuals are gay and just haven't figured it out yet.