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sometimes when i talk to people i say butt instead of saying but and they don't notice hahahaha idiets
Sext: you RT all my tweets. I RT all your tweets. Followers get confused. We were two. We become one.
The first time I've met my boyfriend I thought "he's small!" But then I noticed he was 1 mile away from me
my fav sex position is the "twitter" it's basically me posting jokes on twitter and no one doing me
sext: you give me all you got. i said ALL. i want your watch too. i take everything then i kill you, i run away and your son bruce is crying
my twitter brings only me to the yard and i'm like i have no friends, damn right, i am jobless i could teach you, but i have to sleep
Uhmm sorry officer my husband is NOT a wife beater, he's a wife heater, my husband is a coat. I married a coat.
Let's have some fun this beat is sick. This beat needs to see a doc. It threw up and has diarrhea. The beat has gastroenteritis. Not fun imo
Imagine you start fucking with a normal guy and suddenly he gets angry and becomes the Hulk when he's still inside you. You die.
"kiss me im irish" says bono. no one kisses him. he hugs a blow up doll and whispers "even better than the real thing"
if there were a zombie apocalypse i'd save a lot of kids but it would be only because i'd need them later to feed zombies so i can run away
