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Roses are red
Apples are fruity
Watch your lasagne
It may be Black Beauty.
Facebook is apparently down.
Millions of mothers worldwide are having to raise their babies instead of posting updates about them.
I am not an alcoholic.
Alcoholics go to meetings.
I'm a drunk.
We go to parties!
I hate it when people say "He's a nice guy when you get to know him".
Might as well say "He's a complete dickhead,but you'll get used to it"
My Names David I'm Scottish, live in Preston. My cat is called Disco! Ex Club Manager now have @WerBitchin1 & Consult to Club Operators. Love twitter :-)