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  • discoken
      DiscoKen™ @discoken

    If I ever get Alzheimer's, I want someone to put a cape on me and tell me every morning that I used to be superman.

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  • discoken
      DiscoKen™ @discoken

    I swear to goodness, sometimes my attention span is shorter than a gold fish crackers are delicious.

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  • discoken
      DiscoKen™ @discoken

    Single guys want to know what its like to be married? Play an episode of Rosanne at full volume and try to masturbate while crying.

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  • discoken
      DiscoKen™ @discoken

    Girls are the most gentle, soft, beautiful creatures that, in an instant, can turn into the scariest thing in the universe & crush ur soul.

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    Whoopdeedoo22Jojo_51213LorieGZrandy_triskothTwisted_MettleyummycoconutsCompocolypseMindBytes
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  • discoken
      DiscoKen™ @discoken

    My aunt pulled my hair a little bit when she hugged me. Didnt know what to do so I just whispered "call me".

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  • discoken
      DiscoKen™ @discoken

    Is it pronounced "dragon balls" or "dragon ball z"? Either way, my ex wife is a whore.

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  • discoken
      DiscoKen™ @discoken

    Pick a number. Add 10. Divide by 4. Take a shot. Wear a sombrero. Flash a hobo. Go fuck yourself. Merry Christmas.

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  • discoken
      DiscoKen™ @discoken

    Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Unless she's menstrating & hungry, too, in which case just kill yourself.

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  • discoken
      DiscoKen™ @discoken

    Ever hated someone so much you hope they would get married?

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  • discoken
      DiscoKen™ @discoken

    "Let's just be friends" is just a woman's way of saying she'd rather mutilate her vagina with a waffle iron than sleep with you.

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  • discoken
      DiscoKen™ @discoken

    Why am I the only one at the gym wearing leg warmers & a head band? Come on guys, lets get physical!

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  • discoken
      DiscoKen™ @discoken

    Some bad choices ive made:
    1. Shitting in a catbox
    2. Marriage
    3. Most farts
    4. Telling a friend im on twitter
    5. Masturbating in a canoe

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  • discoken
      DiscoKen™ @discoken

    I just yanked out a nose hair so long, it was connected to my cerebral cortex and now I can smell numbers.

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  • discoken
      DiscoKen™ @discoken

    This might be a new way of doing math, but the square root of eat shit is go fuck yourself.

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  • discoken
      DiscoKen™ @discoken

    I'll bet you a Gucci bag full of your moms dildos I have absolutely no idea where this fucking tweet was going.

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  • discoken
      DiscoKen™ @discoken

    I try to live by two rules.
    1. Dont make fun of stupid people (they cant help it)
    2. Dont be stupid (people will make fun of you)

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  • discoken
      DiscoKen™ @discoken

    Scares the shit out of blind people when you power wash them.

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  • discoken
      DiscoKen™ @discoken

    Don't talk to me about embarrassment until you scream like a girl and shit yourself at a petting zoo.

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  • discoken
      DiscoKen™ @discoken

    "Im not going to take this shit lying down"- weird way to announce a bowel movement.

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  • discoken
      DiscoKen™ @discoken

    Accidentally picked up a can of "Kiss ass" instead of "whoop ass" but let me tell you this, you guys are all fucking beautiful & hilarious.

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