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if you let me see your titties I'll let you pet my dog
Tyler Perry is a billionaire :(
Even if you paint yourself purple & go to a playground full of kids, some fat girl named "Marsha" is gonna fuck you up with a whiffle bat.
If riding into the bowling alley on a goat wasnt enough, these nipple tassels should really get people talking.
Yesterday, I met someone so ugly I changed my last name and moved to Alaska.
Spent $60 in 5 min at Target. That's 4 minutes longer and $40 less than the last person I had sex with.
Ever had to shit so bad your back hurt?
When I was younger, mom used to joke that dad needed an erector set. I get the joke now, mom & dad says fuck you.
I've had 12 packages of Starburst trying to fart in technicolor but my underwear still look dirty brown.
My dad was the first person to fart on live Television.