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Some girls here who think Rahul Gandhi should become our PM because he is hot, India ki kasam #AapChutiyeHain
The amount of times I've had to say no to the Adobe Updater has totally prepared me to be a parent.
Only horses have stable relationships.
What is unique abt India? Its borders are easier to cross than its roads.
Banta: Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
Santa: When you take it off, you wonder where the breasts vanished.
Let's convert our potential energy into kinetic energy #EngineersPickUpLines #read
He is just not that into you. Then, use a lubricant.
There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
#NamesInYourPhone Nobody (it says Nobody Calling)
#LeakedDMs I have a long d**k TOH KYA USPE KAPDE LATKAU *blocks*
Dear Government, My middle finger gets a boner whenever I think of you.
The number of times I clean my touchscreen feels like am giving my phone a handjob.
Can I read your T-shirt in braille? #UnusedPickupLines
Khichik............Pok *twitter for android sound while pulling down to refresh*
How can you tell if a man is a Male Chauvinist Pig?
He thinks 'harass' is two words.
3.14% of snakes are Pi thons.
A rabbi, a priest, and a bishop walk into a bar.
The bartender says,"What is this, some kind of joke?"
I am tweeting and eating. I am Tweating.