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"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." - Winston Churchill
People: Stop using apostrophes for plurals. Just stop it. #fuckingpissmeoff
Now that it's cool to be nerdy, I'm totally gonna start saying I was cool in high-school. I guess.
The Good, the Bed, and the Ugly #furnituremovies
Stupid fucking New Yorker fucking caption fucking contest.
Just finished watching the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy. The uncut versions, 12 hours straight. I feel like I've been brutally beaten.
Just because I'm awake it doesn't mean I want to talk to you.
When I was little and they told me God sees everything, it made me never want to go to the bathroom.
Not to be a downer, but Osama has DOUBTLESS trained TONS of Al Qaedas to take his place should he be killed. His death is merely symbolic.
I'm writing a Twitter horror flick called "Slashtag."
I'm starting a cable channel: Paula's Wicked Network. PWN. #eatitoprah
Watching "How the Grinch Stole Christmas," the original '66 animated one. Fucking brilliant. Jim Carrey can blow me.
Composer of film scores. Orchestrator & arranger of pop music. Plays bass gtr, electric gtr, acoustic gtr, piano, harpsichord, & the best tambourine in the west