I made this for @diaperslinger http://t.co/EpUKPuDR

@sexmemexi and I took this the other night, a special treat for #wetwednesday @diaperslinger http://t.co/391en5II

My view of @sexmemexi earlier today. Sexy sexy sexy! http://t.co/iLFxAJm3

Amazon is making a hologram phone so images float above the screen. I have images I don't want seen on my screen, none the less floating.

Hey FB why the fuck are you toddlers and tiaras this morning? Post drunk pics,not baby pictures. Also not all kids are cute, yeah I said it.

Working out is good. pic.twitter.com/ne1peClFT2

Random fact Friday: I love Jello. The end, continue twittering. Nothing else to see here, go on move on.

Dear fat ass guy who's sitting in his car letting his wife pump gas in the cold, you failed man school.

Just read my FB timeline, only fell asleep twice. #FBisboring

Twitter is for people that were really good at brainstorming in English class.

In Twittertown @diaperslinger is my nurse, @rxcare007 fills my RXs I swim in @prettiestpickle's pool, @lexegrey is my new hot neighbor.

Fire and beer! pic.twitter.com/FjSPU4NM

#PornHasTaughtMe that all girls are bi sexual, wait #TwitterHasTaughtMe the same thing.

TLC tv idea, Strange Sex Toy Hoarding.

Awesome pic of @sexmemexi, wearing a gift from @brijouxsolo. Wear them on your next date with @hotbothered1 http://t.co/gtRoovG0

Dear work tomorrow morning, with all due respect go fuck yourself.

Thanks to @sexmemexi and @hotbothered1 I had an amazing weekend. http://t.co/OqUtkpti

If you don't already, #FF @heather1025 she is gorgeous, funny, smart, brave, and tough as nails. http://t.co/Wz1Y14zu

Funny you'd think twitter would be full of Al-Qaida terrorist, I see 70 virgins comment on @sexmemexi 's tits daily.

Any guy talking about how much ass he gets, on twitter, on a Saturday, makes me think he doesn't get that much ass.