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Amazon is making a hologram phone so images float above the screen. I have images I don't want seen on my screen, none the less floating.
Hey FB why the fuck are you toddlers and tiaras this morning? Post drunk pics,not baby pictures. Also not all kids are cute, yeah I said it.
Random fact Friday: I love Jello. The end, continue twittering. Nothing else to see here, go on move on.
Dear fat ass guy who's sitting in his car letting his wife pump gas in the cold, you failed man school.
Just read my FB timeline, only fell asleep twice. #FBisboring
Twitter is for people that were really good at brainstorming in English class.
#PornHasTaughtMe that all girls are bi sexual, wait #TwitterHasTaughtMe the same thing.
TLC tv idea, Strange Sex Toy Hoarding.
Dear work tomorrow morning, with all due respect go fuck yourself.
Any guy talking about how much ass he gets, on twitter, on a Saturday, makes me think he doesn't get that much ass.
I work out. I love the Boston Red Sox. I am the Husband of @sexmemexi