Whenever I pass #occupyCLT it gives me a little shot of hope.

.@ghweldon "The arrival was at 12am, with clear weather conditions" #copyeditedchristmascarols

@johnroderick but you're judging the city before you've had a chance to see all of its mcmansions!

@averymonsen Make your body big. No eye-contact.

If you're a comedy nerd and you haven't watched "I Am Comic", what are you doing with your life?

This is my album. There are many like it but this one is mine. Go listen!:  http://skeletonkednig.bandcamp.com/album/desperate-steadfast …

Repeat these words: I must not use the office IT guy for my personal questions about my iPhone.

Street car project has become a lightning rod to talk around other, tougher issues of class, taxation, and growth #wfaepubcon

Pretty tricky spam-masquerading-as-Paypal, but I figured you out when you said, "You done a payment at 50$"

Sup, y'all, I threw some keys onto this great Grey Revell song  http://bit.ly/UZZBYt . Go buy it, it's for a good cause!

Brace yourselves: No matter what happens Tuesday, someone on your facebook feed will be threatening to move to Canada.

To kvetch a thief #lesserhitchcock

This place is a nuthouse http://t.co/t2kj1KIf

Guitars heal all wounds. Time is for chumps.

BILL CLINTON IS TAKING US ALL ON A ROLLER COASTER OF EMOTIONS!

Good to see Democrats giving Republicans a run for their money in the ridiculous hat arena.

@scottelundgren @underoak looking at a house in each. Trying to get a feel for neighborhood life.

Watching Breaking Bad instead of the #RNC, cause I prefer my evil megalomaniacal old white guys to be fictional

"Hey guys, exposition, exposition!" "I know! Exposition exposition!" --The first five minutes of any superhero movie.

If guns are outlawed, then only Tim Gunn will have guns.