America needs to get off of Charlie Sheen's scrotum and onto this war and gas prices.

No comfort in a growth zone. No growth in a comfort zone. I'm a giant right now.

no point in showing love just to get a return on investment. just love stuff because that's how you feel about it.

"i've never heard of it so it must suck" is no way to go through life.

UGG boots = Dragon Ball Z boots.

if Fader and Pitchfork love you, no need to sign to a major.

Yo @diplo, "express yourself" goes OFF in the club. Thanks for that.

@fatbellybella you better thug that shit out.

@totalfilm if Batman can use his detective skills to beat spider-sense then he deserves to win.

Mark is the only happy Cuban tonight. My neighbors are all "comè mierda" this, "referee de susio" that.

iMessage just voided WhatsApps whole existence.

@stopbeingfamous remember what you said about starting the problem and presenting yourself as the solution? http://t.co/8416jLlU

it's weird: you don't want your kids to face any adversity then you meet people who have never faced adversity and they generally suck.

To the locked profiles: I can't see what you're saying to me. Loosen up the brazierre and free them twitties yo.

@wizkhalifa the force is strong.

I’ll tell you why the DJ will never die. Too much music out that needs to be curated, and most “normal” people aren’t music fanatics.

@kanyebreast chupa mi pinga

i like how everyone changes occupations every time there's a big whoop on tv. so many sports analysts/lawyers/A&R's via Twitter.

Don't be surprised when a person shows you their abilities and skills. They definitely use the Internet for more than porn and weird shit.

We should nurture our inner nerds more. That's what @stumbleupon is for.